June 2013
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
this is 100% definitely what happened.
“doctor who is a kids show”
“it’s dr. who and i call him doc”
“i’ll never give any other doctor than [insert name here] a chance”
“I skipped Nine”
“David Tennant is ugly”
“Matt Smith can’t act”
“Donna was too bossy and just a bad companion.”
“Ugh, Martha was sooo needy over the Doctor, I’m so glad she’s g—”
i love medieval art it’s like
first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy
gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok
someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what
my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches
idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun
My entire art history minor in one Tumblr post.
but like why has no one made a tv show about a bored 1950s housewife who takes up murdering people as a hobby
*takes up lottery habit to produce such a show*
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
“ugh i cant believe theyre adding a fucking girl to smash bros. women dont belong there.”
i dont know where youve been but
People do not even say that shut the hell up for real stop trying to abduct a social issue out of everything
thedetectivesayslokihasthetardis:
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
tumblr: home of people with the lowest self esteem, who still think they’re better than everyone else
so we’re all loki
oh dear
When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise
Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is painful
Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside his mother
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
Protip: It is.
I… what?
…die
Eragon
